Fake ads, absurd characters, indescribable regular features such as the irreverently re-dubbed 30s serial "Trail of the Royal Mounted" or the astonishingly misinformational "Think about it" (actually shot on location in Africa!)(no, really, it was)(why are you having such a hard time with that?) makes this show required viewing for anybody seeking personality growth or shrinkage (yes, it works both ways).

WARNING: This is the only kid's show we know of that has a warning on the beginning of each show.

FURTHER WARNING: The warnings on these shows do not adequately warn anybody about the things that they should probably be warned about and should probably themselves have warnings.

Because we wanted to appeal to all audiences it has:

• bright colors and silly puppets that will hypnotize babies
• sight gags and silly jokes that sometimes keep little kids from throwing things at the screen for minutes at a time
  
• anti-authoritarian sarcasm for preteens and teens (okay, teens think it's just dumb, but they sometimes are amused by how dumb)
• hidden (wink wink) meanings and hints at profound themes for adults that manage to remain awake
  
• even a couple things only really old people would get
  
• pets seem to enjoy it too (scientists at present are investigating this effect)*
  
• and robots! Lots of stuff for robots!
  

2-discs, NTSC, All Regions, Color (more or less), 300 min (more or less)